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stoar-punk:

trashpunx:

shit-in-yer-cereal:

tastefullyoffensive:

Notes from Management [ardentleprechaun]

how is he not fired

I want to be Shane’s friend.

I aspire to be Shane

(via lameboyfriend)

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mhiilk:

"its dark im scared"

dont worry bae i got this

*stomps foot*

*sketchers light up*

(via surprisebitch)

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humorking:

stability:

aresnakesreal:

donatellavevo:

an emotional roller coaster from start to finish

I hate this so much more than anything

a cinematic masterpiece

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mareeps:

my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials

(Source: neptunain, via hi)

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hatervevo:

saviikdofron:

"Tumblr is a hate-free environment!"

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(via greetings)

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overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

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vandigo:

orgasham:

methlemore:

orgasham:

masturbating-to-your-selfies:

102 chicken nuggets

why would you order 17 of 6 instead of 5 of 20… that shit’s expensive as hell

Getting 2 four pieces is cheaper then 1 6 piece know your nuggets

but getting 1 20 piece is cheaper than 3 6 pieces KNOW YOUR NUGGETS

this is how word problems for math books are started, isn’t it.

(Source: gothskater, via coluring)

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teamrocketing:

*tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*

(via parkingstrange)

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playdated:

BEING UGLY IS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING 

(via disowns)

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legalmeth:

july-17th:

changlinqs:

redwoodnymph:

shaitea:

rechained:

awkwarddly:

aqcuired:

wow..

oh wow

oh my god

Fuck

Oh

this is beautiful.

highest of all compliments omg

☆ similar here ☆

legalmeth:

july-17th:

changlinqs:

redwoodnymph:

shaitea:

rechained:

awkwarddly:

aqcuired:

wow..

oh wow

oh my god

Fuck

Oh

this is beautiful.

highest of all compliments omg

☆ similar here ☆

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crrocs:

Don’t wish death upon your enemies wish for them to have this for the rest of their life 

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(via greetings)

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mariowiki:

codeinewarrior:

say those three words and i’m yours

super smash bros

(via dumb-pling)

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dulect:

if your teenage years are meant for experimenting with relationships i’m fucked

(via forever-one-of-thee)